PORTLAND, Maine (AP) -- A beer distributor says Maine is being a Scrooge by barring it from selling a beer with a label depicting Santa Claus enjoying a pint of brew.

Ok. So it's called Santa's Butt. But, I doubt this would appeal to children, which is the reason given for the ban. I mean, really. I don't think kids want to go to the beer aisle for their Christmas toys. Call the police. Maine should be arrested for being uptight and criminally bureaucratically stupid.
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